|
Blog: A Wilhelm Scream Video: So, seen the new A Wilhelm Scream video yet? http://bit.ly/6GpSGO
Well, the last order dates for the holidays have passed, and Santa's final sacks of festive MOOs are filling up fast. We're still taking new orders though, and we'll be shipping them out as fast as we can - so don't hesitate to order thank you cards for all your lovely pressies!
Just so you know, here's our warehouse and customer service closure dates over the holiday season.
Thursday 24th December - LIMITED HOURS: we'll be shipping orders in the morning, but going home in the afternoon to wrap presents.
Friday 25th December - CLOSED : we'll be at home feasting on mince pies and turkey.
Monday 28th December - UK CLOSED: we'll be buying new trousers to fit our expanded waistlines!! (please note this is a UK Holiday only).
Tuesday 29th December - OPEN: business as usual.
Wednesday 30th December - OPEN: business as usual.
Thursday 31st December - OPEN: business as usual.
Friday 1st January - CLOSED : we'll be trying out our New Year resolutions and nursing hangovers.
Monday 4th January - OPEN: that's it, holidays over, back to work!
It's also important to note that our StickerBook turnaround in the UK is severely delayed over the holidays. Any orders placed after the 20th December will not be dispatched until the week of the 4th January.
That's all for now - Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the MOO Warehouse Crew!
Rock Sound TV: A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time: Rock Sound exclusively brings you the brand new A Wilhelm Scream vi.. http://bit.ly/8QNJmP
News: Blakfish Announce First Tour Of 2010: Blakfish, a band that have played over 200 shows in 2009, will be t.. http://bit.ly/8j5bdT
Reviews: Hearts No Static - Motif: Melancholic yet ultimately uplifting... http://bit.ly/6vF8wa
Videos: You Me At Six - The Consequence: You Me At Six post their new video for 'The Consequence' online. The t.. http://bit.ly/6zqsbo
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did.
But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.
"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said the patient.
"What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."
Videos: Slipknot Snuff Trailer: Slipknot have posted a trailer for the Shawn ‘Clown’ Crahan / P.R Brown directe.. http://bit.ly/8RvrZX
News: Rage Against The Machine: Christmas Number One: The Rage Against The Machine campaign turns up another no.. http://bit.ly/6dskU6
